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bouncing around england for a few months.

so far iv noticed they talk funny, everything is priced outragiously high, there are terrible teeth in nearly every mouth, they drink tea, instant coffee and beer until they overdose, they fry cheese and eat fries with everything so a lot of them are just as fat as we are, there are no toilet seat covers in public pottys, and they say toilets not something discreet and classy like washroom or rest room, pants and fanny are "naughty" words and if you ask for a rubber they hand you an eraser, tv is less censored as far as sex is concerned, but you cant curse in public and nearly every other word on two and a half men gets bleeped, self defense is a crime, guns are illegal, but drinking sure isnt, I havnt been carded once and everyone gets super excited to meet someone from los angeles, even if i am whiter than them.

Im happy and in love with a really wonderful man. Pictures of this strange damp place will be on the way, getting some good shots but never have my camera for the really intense stuff, like wild leaping dolphins 5 feet away, the stars from a boat away from light polution, midieval shit they just have laying around like a lawn gnome or plastic flamingos, and rainbows so vivid a drop of acid could make your head explode. Histry of the human race is all here, because this once  empire robbed the world.

Wish you all could be here, soon you will see it yourself.

<3 Aly
  • Mood: Cheerful
  • Listening to: snoring cat
  • Watching: cat slide slowly off the bed
  • Drinking: rum

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  • Interests: Photography
  • Favourite movie: Scorsese & Kubrick & Tarantino
  • Favourite genre of music: Punk
  • Favourite artist: Salvador Dali & Robert Williams
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe & Steven Chbosky & Chuck Palaniuk
  • Favourite photographer: Irving penn & David LaChapelle
  • Favourite style of art: Photography & Sketch
  • Operating System: Vista & Mac
  • MP3 player of choice: ipod
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  • Favourite cartoon character: Rat Fink & Homer Simpson
  • Tools of the Trade: Cannon rebel Xti

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*BigMac1212 May 14, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Happy birthday! :cake:

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:iconkieselstein1992:
nice gallery :)

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:iconncisgeek:
thank you

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:iconkieselstein1992:
welcome

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:iconspike-the-porcupine:
hey, do you know a kid named Amodeus?

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